corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

princesswetkitty:

a little horny
a little ok
a little dead inside

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

Sep 18th with 3,123 notes /

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

Sep 15th with 10,951 notes /
africantea:

✩
Sep 14th with 11,380 notes /
kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote
Sep 14th with 483,044 notes /
platinia:


Bottled up emotions.

This is art
Sep 14th with 92,465 notes /

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

Sep 14th with 564,179 notes /
concave-stomachs:

smilebrighterthenthesun:

crazyteenblogger:




they’re coming home for the hoilday



if you see this on your dash and don’t reblog judging you

whenever i see them, i thank them. you dont even know half of what they go through

Once when I told a soldier thank you, he was really surprised and said he didn’t get thank you’s a lot, and my heart just kinda fell out of my chest.

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

Sep 14th with 15,139 notes /